When her mother disappears, Clary Fray learns that she descends from a line of warriors who protect our world from demons. She joins forces with others like her and heads into a dangerous alternate New York called Downworld.
Kayla rejoins us in yet another review of a young adult novel adaptation, delivered a few weeks too late to be relevant! Gah, we are so bad at this. I mean, it would help if one of these movies stayed at the theater longer than a week and a half, but still.
Thrill as we tackle such fascinating topics as falcons, soda can tabs, surprise!werewolves, latin pronunciations, questionable writing practices, and safe (incestuous) sex! Oh, what fun was had.
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So how did you guys enjoy City of Bones? Booze? Drugs? Do you have any answers for our pressing questions? Why ARE any of the characters “angels”, anyway? Let us know in the comments!
Theme music is Overnight, by Aya.
WARNING: NSFW! Mature audiences only! Contains salty language, subversive ideas, industry-challenging discussions, and nuts.