HOLY SHIT IT EXISTS! After two years on the shelf, Fallen – the film adaptation of the worst of the post-Twilight paranormal romance novels – has finally been released for our viewing pleasure(???), and boy is it utterly baffling. You have to work hard to make a worse version of the story than the source material, but somehow they accomplished it. Join us as we try to make sense of this collection of scenes played in sequence that can’t really be called a “movie”.
Embed of the trailer below! For best podcast experience you should probably watch it first, because it’s literally EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FILM CUT DOWN TO ~3 MINUTES.
Theme music is Overnight, by Aya.
WARNING: NSFW! Mature audiences only! Contains salty language, subversive ideas, industry-challenging discussions, and nuts.